I'm sure we've all heard about that girl that

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 09/22/2014 at 16:00 • Filed to: None

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had a 3rd breast implanted.... All I could think of, besides the hooker on Total Recall was this.

Brian Silvestro > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/22/2014 at 16:03

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CAN'T STOP WATCHING

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/22/2014 at 16:04

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This one also came to mind.

For Sweden > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/22/2014 at 16:08

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If true (big if), she said she did it to become unattractive to potential suitors. Why didn't she just dye her hair an unnatural color and develop crippling immaturity like everyone else with the same desire?

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > For Sweden 09/22/2014 at 16:13

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Exactly. I'm also pretty damn sure more guys would be more interested in her now, because she has 3 breasts. The biggest thing that turns guys off is immaturity.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 09/22/2014 at 16:16

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Also "not interested in fame" -> hires camera crew to follow around. Pathological lying and/or general derangement? NO WAI

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > For Sweden 09/22/2014 at 16:18

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Or have a complete breast reduction?

sketchcat > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/22/2014 at 16:21

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the dude who had three extra balls implanted?

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > sketchcat 09/22/2014 at 16:22

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The same gif applies.

McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/22/2014 at 16:25

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I did a little Google-fu this morning, and found some before shots.

Another news story

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/24257592…

And a mug shot

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > McMike 09/22/2014 at 16:42

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Ah, Florida strikes again! It all makes sense now.

Soloburrito > McMike 09/22/2014 at 16:48

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Looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels.

McMike > Soloburrito 09/22/2014 at 16:51

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Yeah, a lot of those pixles are really soft.

Soloburrito > McMike 09/22/2014 at 17:06

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You're doing the Lord's work, sir.

Stef Schrader > sketchcat 09/22/2014 at 23:31

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Man, why you gotta pay for surgery when the Ferd F-Teenthousand exists?!

Stef Schrader > McMike 09/22/2014 at 23:37

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I don't think her boobs made that shadow. >.<

And I knoooooow boooooooobs.

McMike > Stef Schrader 09/23/2014 at 05:18

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And I knoooooow boooooooobs.

Thank god you're here. I was waiting for an expert to explain this one.

Stef Schrader > McMike 09/23/2014 at 07:18

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The one with the starburst boobs looks like it's off of the world's worst "I'm so goth" DeviantArt account.